Zach: That's because I called you close to 1AM and woke you up. I didn't know you were asleep.
Me: Are you kidding me? I don't remember that at all.
Zach: Yeah, you were definitely talking in your sleep. You were SO out of it. You said that you were mad at me in the cutest voice possible. And then you giggled. I couldn't take you seriously.
Me: We haven't had a phone conversation that's lasted more than five minutes since you began work-ups for deployment, and the one time we apparently do, I'm asleep and don't remember any of it?
Zach: Apparently.
Me: Hmph. I guess I'm still mad at you then.
Zach: You can't be mad at me. I'm about to deploy.
Me: You did not just use the "I'm about to deploy" card.
Zach: You get to use the "I'm on my period" card EVERY SINGLE MONTH.
Haha, he makes a valid point :)