With that being said, I skimmed through my 400+ tweets from 2014 and picked 15 that sum up my year pretty well.
You're seriously telling me that it's 2014 and we've got three different pig emojis, but no bacon emojis?
— Beth (@simplybeffie) June 4, 2014
Zach's attempt to convince me to have a kid in the next five years: "Look at my cute face. This face could be ON A BABY!"
— Beth (@simplybeffie) February 7, 2014
Almost everyone I know ran a half marathon this weekend. Meanwhile, I ate half of an Oreo pie. We all know who's the real winner here.
— Beth (@simplybeffie) March 16, 2014
Invitation for my friend's wedding shower also came with a blank recipe card for me to fill out. WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK I AM?
— Beth (@simplybeffie) March 5, 2014
Dear NSA, I promise my husband has to make a druggie kit for cop school, so please don't arrest us based on recent Google searches. Kthanks.
— Beth (@simplybeffie) February 18, 2014
Just call me Lebron, because I'm coming home, y'all! Moving day is finally here... Winston-Salem, here we come!
— Beth (@simplybeffie) July 12, 2014
We should've known I'd be a graphic designer when I assigned a different font to each of my Barbies & typed letters in their "handwriting."
— Beth (@simplybeffie) March 1, 2014
A few of my fellow twentysomethings are starting to have babies on purpose and this is a whole new level of adulthood.
— Beth (@simplybeffie) September 9, 2014
Z: "I picked up some Reese's while I was at the grocery store today." Me: "I saw. I've already eaten four."
— Beth (@simplybeffie) January 16, 2014
Just learned that @katyperry makes more $$/day than I will over the next five years combined, so feeling super encouraged. THANKS, COLLEGE!
— Beth (@simplybeffie) May 13, 2014
Dad asked me if I'm capable of cropping photos, in case you're curious how my Tuesday is going...
— Beth (@simplybeffie) July 22, 2014
Thank you, Taylor Swift, for the subtle reminder that we were born in the same year & have accomplished so much during our equal # of days.
— Beth (@simplybeffie) November 4, 2014
Safe to say 2014 was not the year I became a morning person.
— Beth (@simplybeffie) December 29, 2014
I've spent the past half hour crying-laughing at my ginger husband's sunburn, so does someone just mail me my wife award or what?
— Beth (@simplybeffie) June 9, 2014
Everything you need to know about me can be summed up in the fact that Buzzfeed says my spirit animal is a sloth.
— Beth (@simplybeffie) June 5, 2014
Feel free to follow along with my Twitter adventures in 2015: tweets about cats, girl power, and unhealthy eating habits, guaranteed! Happy new year :)
*In case you're curious, all five most viewed blog posts are definitely Corrie-related (all of those are archived here), closely followed by my "yay, I got a new job and we're moving" post, the stationery I designed for my sister, the stationery I designed for my other sister, and the first post in a series that would laughably become my most failed yearly project ever (I barely made it five weeks – yay, me!).